Because life doesn't hand you a free gift.

Life hands you (insert expletive here)!

A spoof of A&E's Intervention, just ripe with beautiful campy monologues.

Be Thile My Beating Heart

I'm totally crushing on Chris Thile - the lead singer for Punch Brothers - this week. He composed a song suite about his recent divorce, I have a few ideas on how to ease the pain.

Aren't we all just narcisists at heart?

What would it be like to date yourself? Would I want to take myself out to dinner and a movie, a steamy weekend get-away, or just a blowie in the restroom of Crate and Barrel?
Hmm.

Cleopatra Jones

She's the standard to which we must all try to live up to.

C'est Amour

Just when I was thinking, I wish I could watch two cute French boys singing and tenderly making love.